Tomi

Alright so instead of studying for exams i am harshly procrastinating. My friend Dana shared this with me, now i share it with all of you:

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year
that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,� and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

 

Seriously, how cute are finger monkeys! 
Imagine this: you wake up from a nice sleep and decide to head downstairs to grab some cereal. You yawn, scratch your head a little and open up your cupboard. There, inside your cupboard, are your finger monkeys, passing your cheerios from one to another down a line!! Instinctively they all freeze and stare at you, blinking, cheerios still in hands... Bloody fantastic!! 
Ok, seriously, i want finger monkeys! I know they are endangered, but i don't care. I want one and shall name it piggy (because they are pygmy marmosets). So cute! So very very cute!! That really is all i wanted to say. Ya.... Finger monkeys rock. (wow girly of me huh...)

Oh i'm back in victoria this weekend. Hope to see people!

Happy jew year

have fun, stay safe, go crazy

Wow, really haven't updated in like forever. What have I been doing, good question! I've been working quite a bit, like most of my time. Usually work 130 - 10, or 230 to 11, which really sucks. When I am lucky I see my friends, for example last friday with GAVIN'S BDAY PARTY!!! WOOOOOO. I also go to Van alot, which is always a blast. I try to go over every other weekend but its hard with the job. I spend sooo much money on the ferry but its necessary. 5 hour trip from vic to UBC(3 buses on the other side). Jeez, so bloody long. I spend most of my trips in van on the actual travel to it. Like this friday, going in the morning and coming back sat on the 9am ferry to be at work by 130. Ok so enough of the rant.
My main reason for this post was to say something. Something i've been thinking about alot lately, and that actually my co-worker said today too. That's why i thought i would put it out to the general public. My question is why can't people say what is really on their minds? I mean if its not incredibly offensive, whats the problem? Wouldn't it make the whole world so much simpler if people just communicated, and didnt keep things bottled up inside, no secrets from each other (except for the really personal ones of course). I dunno, secrets and pent up communication seems to make everything just so much more... rigorous and distressful.
hahaha. So corny I know, kinda just ends up being summed up to: Why can't we all just get along. hahaha. yea that was unnecessary. Hope to see everyone soon.

"Times Like These"

 

In times like these
In times like those
What will be will be
And so it goes
And it always goes on and on...
On and on it goes

And there has always been laughing, crying, birth, and dying
Boys and girls with hearts that take and give and break
And heal and grow and recreate and raise and nurture
But then hurt from time to time like these
And times like those
And what will be will be
And so it goes

And there will always be stop and go and fast and slow
Action,Reaction, sticks and stones and broken bones
Those for peace and those for war
And god bless these ones, not those ones
But these ones made times like these
And times like those
What will be will be
And so it goes
And it always goes on and on...
On and on it goes

But somehow I know it won't be the same
Somehow I know it will never be the same.

ZEVI!!!!!
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HAPPY B~DAY!!!!
 
WOO, YOUR 23 (right?... haha)!! 
That's old, like grey hair and early dinners old. JOKING!!!  
Have a great day!!!


(and i was not adopted from apes thank you very much!!)

Everyone should listen to the band Stars
Download, buy, borrow, go...
Oh and also Baz Luhrmann's song 'Wear Sunscrean'

Spread the love not the hate...

Who am i seeing?
Who i ask you...
Who am i see...
FRANZ FERDINAND I AM SEEING
who else am I seeing?
who...
DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE I AM SEEING!!!

I go with Mila and a whole bunch of people from my dorm
shall it be fun?
shall it?
OH HELLS YEAH!!!!
I am totally psyched out of my mind

It's distracting me from this whole I have 2 exams and a book with a 10 page report all due and happening in two weeks that I haven't started to do or study yet. 
Oh well. 
Instead I say this...
I LOVE YOU FRANZ FERDINAND AND DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE!!
oh and by the way, the seats are ont the floor... MEANING I GET TO DANCE!!!

I leave you all with this:
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

I do indeed play poker with Chuck Norris every wed, i admit that. Any one is welcome to join. If you can get past his two legs... Law and Order!

So i'm coming home today.
Get to see everyone which should be awesome.
Unfortunately everyone has school so i shall spend my days studying. Don't know whats going on in the nights yet.
I only have one set plan for this week, other than seeing my friends.
I shall be camping out on my little beach.
It's a hidden little part of the shore right near the Oak Bay Marina, down a little slope from Queen's park.
It's beautiful. Full view of all the boats, and when the wind blows through the masts ... its amazing.
It's where some of the most important events in my life have happened.
There are a few rocks perfect for laying on, so i shall take my sleeping bag and sleep under the stars.
Sounds like an Iron & Wine song...

Can't wait to see everyone

Cheerio for now

Bloody scared out of my mind right now!!!

Needed to take break so i'm writing this...

It's 2:30 in the morning and i'm watching the creepiest movie ever...

.... The Descent...

I have screamed more than once and its only half way through

I have fortunately not awoken my rommate with my very girlish screams..

Holy SHIT... I'm scared... seriously this movie is creeping the hell out of me...

No joke... and i have seen many many many scary movies...

I'm sooo bloody freaked right now...

.... every noise is just.... bloody hell...

You all better watch this movie

... bloody hell... i'm going back to it....

WHO THE HELL THOUGHT THAT WHEN YOU GO TO UNIVERSITY... YOU HAVE TO STUDY!!!
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE MOTHER OF MOSES!!



Ok, yeah i know thats what Uni is all about, but come on... i just want to sleep. Stupid midterms... stupid school.

Reading break for me is on feb 10th - 19th ... when is everyone elses???

... and one more time... stupid midterms, stupid school... it can kiss my Russian Jew Ass!!

ahhh i'm ok now.

Breathe Tomi, breathe.. whoooo relax, think of Hebrew Hammer...

(and my brother called me not a jew, just for not eating bagels... he should read this entry)

 

( Whats the worst thing you ask?? )

( This isn't for the light hearted... )

So, that was an interesting holiday. I saw loads of people who I hadnt seen since the summer which was awesome, I saw the people who I see almost every time I go back (though I dont go back often) which was, as usual,  ficken awesome and so fricken fun. Also I saw people I didnt think I would see at all, one who I spent christmas morning with and changed my perspective drastically on a major past event in my life. The other I wasn't supposed to see at all but by accident ran into that person, though there was no speech or eye contact involved at all we had a nice incredibly awkward moment... weeirrddd... I KNOW. haha. In all truth, although i dont know why i'm saying this, it kinda hurt. But thats a whatever and something that shall not be divulged on Live Journal.

There was so much stuff that happened this holiday, seeing Katie and the Sydney crew at parties and shows, dying my hair with Wes, getting creaped out while watching Skeleton Key with Gavin and Justin and the gang, going to pender, making special brownies with Kate and Maya... so fricken much. It is weird being back in Res but i love it. Random awesome things just happen here. Like tonight for example, one of my closest friends here, Kelly, randomly took (she had free tickets) me and 2 others to the Swed vs. Czech Junior Championship hockey game over at GM Place. There were others as well on my floor that went and we ended up snaggin front row seats cause no one showed up to sit in them. It was a blast sitting there cheering for neither side but both at the same time. We had a sign that on one side said:

"JOBBER DU NAKEN?" - Do you work naked? (swedish)

          .       and on the other side

"WHO CARES" - cause really, it was a junior game with two teams that meant pretty much nothing to Canadian hockey fans and who were battling it out for 5th place.

Yeah, I know, random and what the fuck, but that really was the point of it. I love res, as roller coaster as it can be, I do love it. I miss privacy already, but i'll get used to not having that again.

THANK YOU to everyone who i saw on my holiday back home. You guys made it so much fun and so exciting.

I also just want to say thank you in particular to those that helped with an unfortunate situation that occurred over this break. It meant alot to me that you guys stayed by my side (as well as someone else's) and put up with it. Thank you

I'm coming home today!!!!
Cell # (778) 835-9723. If you want to call me, just call and i'll call back so its not long distance for you. I got myself a good ol' plan.
Home # 595-7316
WOOOO I'M COMING HOME!!!!
SO PSYCHED!!!
Can not wait to see everyone!!!

I'm going Crazyy... I'm still at School!! There are only a few of us left. We decided to screw exams and had a party last night. Drinken smokin the whole deal. But because it was silent hours (exam time) every place we went it got shut down. Around 2 I went to my bed and watched Transporter 2 ... mmmm Jason Statham. Yes I know he's short!!
Anyways, the point is... I'm still at school. This sucks. I have one last exam tomorrow (hardest one) then I am coming home on tuesday. Two things i can't wait to do; Take a bath, have food not from the caf (like for example salad that doesnt have weird marks on the vegitables). Seriously... GOING CRAZY... Must hang in... hang in there... going crazy..
More exams... more caf food... make Tomi go... CRAZY.
ok breathe, breathe, breathe.
I'm fine.
OK
I'm fine.
See ya all back on the island in a few days.
Yay for Mila and Kyle!!!

(p.s do you know whats fun? Playing war of 1812 by Arragont wards to Americans!!!! So much fun... yeah gone crazy.)

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In August I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday triscuitbox and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Tuesday I put gum in ving0's hair (-12 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, j_to_the_g_avee (-5000 points). In July I didn't flush (-1 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4676 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, tominski99

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p.s stupid exams...
p.p.s it should be the hannukah claus

HAPPY B-DAY WESLEY UN!!!

Your an amazing friend. Hope you have a grand ol' day!

Love you!!

Ok so I haven't posted in a while. Don't have much to say. Saw Harry Potter, had alot of fun saying Harry Potter with an english accent about a billion times. T'was ok. Wow, slightly depressing, can't think of anything to write. Wow! oh... SCHOOL SUCKS AND IS STRESSFUL. Ok thats it. again, wow, quite sad, nothing to write about, life is amazing isnt it.

Ok So that was an AWESOME B-DAY!!! Gianna sent me flowers, My floor did a surprise thing for me, I got calls from family and friends, gonna see Gavin today(apparently he and Justin got me something... hate that, but love it at the same time. Don't like people going to any trouble for me), mom and dad sent me a massive, MASSIVE cookie with icing on it. Oh and another thing, I got a 40 of stoli and drunk a qaurter of it in 1 hour and a bit. Yeah, the people on my floor gainged up on me during drinking games. Was I puking, yes i was. Was I still having fun, weirdly again yes I was. The people on my floor were so awesome.
Thank you everyone for the b-day wishes and everything.

ALL YOU ROCK!!! LOVE YOU ALL!!

p.s coppertank bar rocks. Yay for cool bouncers.
p.p.s Coming home on the 10th.
p.p.p.s FUCKIN A' I'M FINALLY 18. THAT TOOK TO LONG!!! (yeah i know, i'm young)

Ok... so update. There is really only two things to say

1. I just took my psych midterm and it was a fuckin' bitch. All multiple choice though which was good. But still, it was amazing as to how hard it was. So much bio and statistics in there. Oh well tis done and thats what counts.

2. The shocker... I cut off my locks. That's right. For anyone that actually knows me, you will know that my hair has been long and wavy for the past 8 years or so and thats the way I loved it. It has been called My Essence even. Now been cut off to above the shoulders and very choppy. Not Tomi like at all... is this the start of a new beginning? Let's hope not cause I really miss my long Angelina style locks. Seriously, what the hell. Oh well, tis just hair... i guess. It will grow back... i guess. Wow, I can be superficial. Whatever. Don't Judge! I can be shallow if i want to be.

In all truth, my new hair cut doesnt matter that much, tis just a massive shocker and a change. I will get used to it. In the meantime, I shall study for more midterms and think about what to be for halloween...